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Flag of ColoradoCO

Colorado

Held by milehighmuch under the Doge flag, for $23.

Your budget has more departments than the state has people. Such altitude, very ledger

milehighmuch paid $23 to put that there.

Take it for

$35

Take it

The place

Joined 1876 · 38th state · Not yet a state in the Civil War · Mountain time

Colorado is the state where the plains stop dead against the mountains, and everything about it follows from that line. Mining built it, skiing rebuilt it, and legal cannabis and a tech boom in Denver rebuilt it again. It is the only state with no natural feature at any of its borders, which is why it looks like a rectangle drawn by someone in a hurry. Go for Rocky Mountain National Park, but the better day is Mesa Verde in the southwest, where people farmed cliff faces for seven hundred years and then left.

The only place ever to win an Olympics and then vote to turn it down.

Eat

Green chile, on everything

Drink

New Belgium Brewing

Listen

The Lumineers

Bird

Lark bunting

Flower

Rocky Mountain columbine

Tree

Colorado blue spruce

Grows

Corn, Wheat, Hay

National parks

  • Rocky Mountain
  • Mesa Verde
  • Great Sand Dunes
  • Black Canyon of the Gunnison

The actual state · 2025

Population
6,012,561
Land area
103,637 mi²
GDP per head
$97,184
Median household
$96,871
Joined
Joined 1876
Civil War
Not yet a state

Largest cities

  • 1Denver729K
  • 2Colorado Springs494K
  • 3Aurora403K
  • 4Fort Collins171K
  • 5Lakewood157K

Race

  • White82.7%
  • Two or more5.6%
  • Black4.9%

Hispanic or Latino24.1%

Counted across all races, so it overlaps the figures above.

2 claims

  1. rockiesrising held Colorado for a while. milehighmuch held $23.

    Your budget has more departments than the state has people. Such altitude, very ledger

    · $23

  2. rockiesrising planted the Climate Movement flag in Colorado, $15, unopposed.

    Ski season is three weeks shorter, ask why

    · $15